That’s when they first started paying Facebook to show their meaningless adverts
To be fair it was Lynton Crosby who they paid to lead their election campaign. Cameron wanted to stick with the “Big Society” (which excludes homeless people as we understand it)
“They are soooooo greedy. They already got millions from their rich friends who are duly thanked by giving them peerages.”
“oh yes????” Clearly the public aren’t buying it.
So it continued with Cameron in various poses and by now rumour had it even the Parliamentary parrot was saying “Long term economic plan” in the same confused tone. Still at least it gave Cameron a chance to change clothes a few times for the shots.
4th June 2014 again, but what’s this? A bit of truth sneaking out too with the fracking policy?
Might as well sell their pal’s health insurance too..
They give us some peace until 11th August (probably due to health reasons because allegedly people were being taken to hospital in fits of uncontrollable laughter). Still though at least their adverts are now reworded for accuracy.
Now comes the passion and they’ve now apparently forced someone on workfare to write them an app.
As Lynton thinks of something else to amuse us, more truth leaks out.
Here’s one which became a favourite as we heard people saying “A mug for a mug” as it was uncovered that we’ve all donated to the Tories just by being taxpayers.
Not all is well at ‘Tory Towers’ since the United Nations announced the UK Tory party is under investigation for mistreating sick, vulnerable and disabled people. In fact we think to this day the Tory voters think that’s some kind of Labour trickery. It is sadly true though and all they have to do is google it to find out.
More follows but clearly Dave is now hot under the collar.
Perhaps he should have a sleep for now.