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William Hague begs for Tory donations

William Hague sent out an email today in desperation begging for Tory donations.

Here’s what he had to say reworded for accuracy:

{We know next year’s election is going to be close.

* The UN are investigating us for mistreating sick & disabled people
* We’re refusing to give doctors & nurses a 1% payrise
* We’ve agreed to another 9% payrise for ourselves
* Our policies have killed people & we’re improving on that

So here’s the deal. A group of rich mad folk have agreed to match any donation you make to us pound for pound.

DONATE £10 and you’ll be contributing £20

DONATE £20 and you’ll be contributing £40

DONATE £50 and you’ll be contributing £100

DONATE £100 and you’ll be contributing £200

William Hague begs for Tory donations

William Hague begs for Tory donations

So show your Christmas spirit and donate to us knowing we’ll keep looking after ourselves. You know it makes sense.

Yours grovelingly,
William Hague

PS Knock on doors and tell others to donate to us too!}

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